I can't believe I held out even longer than Max. In his famous words, I must have a "strong back." [Addendum: uh, just kidding. I posted back in August. Oops.]

I hope everyone enjoys the photo of Israelis giving each other what they generally deserve; know that the head-locked ball-hitter was justly reprimanded. For me it was amusing; for the Germans, a history lesson.

The monster depicted below is drinking a double espresso, and not a cappucino — you asshole.

And you made me do this: recognize this person, Andrew? We may share more than the crabs you got from my sheets. What is that you're reading in the cafe?