Merry Christmas and happy Chanukah to all. I just got back to phouse today. For Christmas/Chanukah this year I decided to look for something special for the house and I think I found it...

Its called a phouse... cuz it's a phone and a mouse... I thought it was clever... if you can think of something better post it!

-z out

ps despite this post and the last (although I heartily agree with it) don't drink and post...

thank you zeke for ensuring my safe and speedy return to this blog.

i have nothing important to say, since i think all of you received my email. except this:

i think the second austin powers is fucking hilarious.

nothing is funnier than felicity shagwell (heather graham) planting a homing device in fat bastard's (mike meyers) ass, and then him saying "oooooooh. frisky are we?"

one day we will watch it all together, holding hands, eating garbage bread, smoking hookah, in the company of kenny, red rocket, and their lovechild lemiwinks II.

glad to be back.